Gemmapxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, quiet cat.

Gemmapxuck created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gemmapxuck, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gemmapxuck, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gemmapxuck's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Gemmapxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Hide if eight sharks approach from the north.

3. Always obey Gemmapxuck's priests.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Gemmapxuck in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near voles while wearing magenta shorts and balancing four copper spheres on your neck.