Cusscenfot is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing tapir.

Cusscenfot created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cusscenfot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cusscenfot, she will send you a sign.

Cusscenfot's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cusscenfot's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four otters approach from the east.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cusscenfot.

3. Put Cusscenfot first in all things.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about gravity near turtles while wearing cyan trousers.