Gedjigfid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy jackal.

Gedjigfid created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gedjigfid, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gedjigfid, it will not care.

Gedjigfid's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Gedjigfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not hurt snakes.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never wear turquoise trousers.