Cibvadbonk is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, generous penguin.

Cibvadbonk created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibvadbonk, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cibvadbonk, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Cibvadbonk's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cibvadbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Do not eat cherries.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Cibvadbonk nine times a day.