Millitpig Capfudcin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, self-assured deer.

Millitpig Capfudcin created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Millitpig Capfudcin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Millitpig Capfudcin, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Millitpig Capfudcin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Millitpig Capfudcin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Foxes are not to be trusted.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never look in ponds.