Pagcinloop is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless troll.

Pagcinloop created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pagcinloop, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pagcinloop, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pagcinloop's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Pagcinloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Always obey Pagcinloop's priests.