Sandripfarnnar is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, thoughtless dolphin.

Sandripfarnnar created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandripfarnnar, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sandripfarnnar, it will turn you into a rat.

Sandripfarnnar's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Sandripfarnnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention swans.

2. Do not keep nine moths in a large pit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about black holes.