Legmattip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous centaur.

Legmattip created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Legmattip, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Legmattip, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Legmattip's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Legmattip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about planets.