Rangumstik is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous troll.

Rangumstik created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rangumstik, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rangumstik, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rangumstik's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Rangumstik's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rangumstik.

5. Do not take Rangumstik's name in vain.