Labpiglib is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, stupid human.

Labpiglib created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labpiglib, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Labpiglib, she will turn you into a slug.

Labpiglib's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Labpiglib's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Labpiglib in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not kill badgers.