Nadcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind wyrm.

Nadcuss created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadcuss, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nadcuss, he will make you grow a tail.

Nadcuss' most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nadcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat whales with great respect.

2. Erect five silver sculptures of Nadcuss on top of important buildings.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Hide if three manatees approach from the north.