Cedkan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing mole.

Cedkan created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedkan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cedkan, it will jump up and down on your head.

Cedkan's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cedkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of gulls.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near geese while wearing cyan rings and balancing five silicon spheres on your face.

3. Run away if eight capybaras approach from the south.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never eat lemons.