Yamwabhud is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, narcissistic troll.

Yamwabhud created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Yamwabhud, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yamwabhud, it will not care at all.

Yamwabhud's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Yamwabhud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six sheep approach from the south.

2. Do not eat parsnips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Do not hop in public.