Pangtadster is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring guinea pig.

Pangtadster created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangtadster, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pangtadster, he will turn you into a tree.

Pangtadster's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Pangtadster's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Do not keep three badgers in a large pit.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.