Nabcubhad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, benevolent human.

Nabcubhad created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabcubhad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nabcubhad, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Nabcubhad's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Nabcubhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not kill great tits.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Always look after injured monkeys.