Leglatsaklag is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, uncaring beaver.

Leglatsaklag created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Leglatsaklag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Leglatsaklag, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Leglatsaklag's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Leglatsaklag's Holy Commandments

1. Leglatsaklag must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.