Fittailpas is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast butterfly.

Fittailpas created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fittailpas, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fittailpas, it will turn you into a slug.

Fittailpas' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fittailpas' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Put Fittailpas first in all things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.