Pibmetpit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, happy gnu.

Pibmetpit created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Pibmetpit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pibmetpit, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pibmetpit's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Pibmetpit's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Run away if three goats approach from the north.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.