Saf is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident alligator.

Saf created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saf, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Saf, it will destroy your favourite star.

Saf's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Saf's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

4. You must love Saf.

5. Saf loves seals, so they must be respected.