Somwatmetgub is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, overgenerous goat.

Somwatmetgub created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Somwatmetgub, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Somwatmetgub, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Somwatmetgub's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Somwatmetgub's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always treat gulls with great respect.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not chop down trees.