Hatzutsab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful duck.

Hatzutsab created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatzutsab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hatzutsab, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hatzutsab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Hatzutsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Retreat if three ducks approach from the north.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Feed all hungry snakes.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hatzutsab.