Hugsogfit is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, weak wombat.

Hugsogfit created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugsogfit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hugsogfit, he will turn you into a rat.

Hugsogfit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Hugsogfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Never run in the presence of goats.

5. Do not cook food in pots.