Manhogkar is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil faun.

Manhogkar created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manhogkar, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Manhogkar, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Manhogkar's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Manhogkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always help sick moths.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never feed lots of cherries to sharks while wearing white scarves.