Pitlamnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, blissful narwhal.

Pitlamnutt created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitlamnutt, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pitlamnutt, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Pitlamnutt's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Pitlamnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.