Rildamgof is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying weasel.

Rildamgof created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rildamgof, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rildamgof, he will turn you into a worm.

Rildamgof's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rildamgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near moths while wearing black tights.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about comets.