Donbopjin is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, caring dragon.

Donbopjin created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donbopjin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Donbopjin, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Donbopjin's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Donbopjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to rats while wearing scarves.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Worship no other gods but Donbopjin.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never laugh near tapirs.