Dibbatpibgab is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, grumpy human.

Dibbatpibgab created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibbatpibgab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dibbatpibgab, he will laugh at you.

Dibbatpibgab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dibbatpibgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near goats while wearing blue shorts and balancing seven silicon spheres on your arms.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not covet oxen.