Wegstanfed Vadkamfar is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, proud scorpion.

Wegstanfed Vadkamfar created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegstanfed Vadkamfar, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wegstanfed Vadkamfar, it will not invite you to parties.

Wegstanfed Vadkamfar's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Wegstanfed Vadkamfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not take Wegstanfed Vadkamfar's name in vain.