Sidsaslak is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing mole.

Sidsaslak created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidsaslak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sidsaslak, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sidsaslak's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sidsaslak's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Sidsaslak in the centre of the settlement.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.