Kargutmad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, calm fly.

Kargutmad created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kargutmad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kargutmad, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kargutmad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Kargutmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Always obey Kargutmad's priests.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never feed oranges to pigs while wearing jumpers.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.