Kipvoldavdub is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish wyrm.

Kipvoldavdub created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kipvoldavdub, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kipvoldavdub, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Kipvoldavdub's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Kipvoldavdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about dark matter near foxes while wearing mauve boots and balancing seven zinc spheres on your back.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Whales are not to be trusted.