Himbissbompog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, capable weasel.

Himbissbompog created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himbissbompog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Himbissbompog, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Himbissbompog's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Himbissbompog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Himbissbompog on top of all buildings.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always help manatees.