Jopdonlingom Mobnadbit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, uncaring bee.

Jopdonlingom Mobnadbit created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jopdonlingom Mobnadbit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jopdonlingom Mobnadbit, she will turn you into a mouse.

Jopdonlingom Mobnadbit's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Jopdonlingom Mobnadbit's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Run away if five tapirs approach from the east.

4. Put Jopdonlingom Mobnadbit first in all things.

5. You must love Jopdonlingom Mobnadbit.