Rullyarstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, loving goblin.

Rullyarstrag created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullyarstrag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rullyarstrag, it will remove you from existence.

Rullyarstrag's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Rullyarstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest mauve.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Worship no other gods but Rullyarstrag.