Woddangep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, awesome bat.

Woddangep created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Woddangep, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Woddangep, she will cry a lot.

Woddangep's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Woddangep's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near birds while wearing orange stockings and balancing nine carbon spheres on your back.