Yambanxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, weak hydra.

Yambanxuck created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yambanxuck, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yambanxuck, it will be very unhappy.

Yambanxuck's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Yambanxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Do not shave your legs.