Dadlargmetdutcennellnatneg is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident cobra.

Dadlargmetdutcennellnatneg created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadlargmetdutcennellnatneg, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dadlargmetdutcennellnatneg, he will send you a sign.

Dadlargmetdutcennellnatneg's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dadlargmetdutcennellnatneg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.