Witbudyak is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, unselfish
weasel.
Witbudyak created carbon two million years ago.
If you believe in
Witbudyak, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Witbudyak, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Witbudyak's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Witbudyak's Holy Commandments1. Never wear jumpers.
2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Witbudyak on top of all buildings.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.
5. Never wear brown dresses.