Jatrildud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish monkey.

Jatrildud created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatrildud, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jatrildud, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Jatrildud's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Jatrildud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Never wear orange shirts.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Never paint your head turquoise.

5. Always obey Jatrildud's priests.