Dussfly is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciful fly.

Dussfly created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dussfly, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dussfly, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dussfly's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dussfly's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine doves approach from the north.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never feed pineapples to gulls while wearing indigo ear rings.

5. Never look in ponds.