Gilnulhak Dothotfas is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable tapir.

Gilnulhak Dothotfas created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gilnulhak Dothotfas, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gilnulhak Dothotfas, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gilnulhak Dothotfas' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gilnulhak Dothotfas' Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gilnulhak Dothotfas.