Pidafzag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, witty dragon.

Pidafzag created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidafzag, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pidafzag, it will remove you from existence.

Pidafzag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Pidafzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pidafzag.

3. Always look after injured grasshopers.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Erect six silver sculptures of Pidafzag on top of important buildings.