Weglinlam is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable faun.

Weglinlam created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weglinlam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Weglinlam, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Weglinlam's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Weglinlam's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Weglinlam loves whales, so they must be honoured.

3. Always obey Weglinlam's priests.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.