Bessgedhud is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective turtle.

Bessgedhud created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bessgedhud, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bessgedhud, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bessgedhud's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bessgedhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always stare at clouds.