Arfzodgab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying raccoon.

Arfzodgab created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfzodgab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Arfzodgab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Arfzodgab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Arfzodgab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Arfzodgab three times a day.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide from cyan tortoises for they are unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.