Listfenmut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, clever wolf.

Listfenmut created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listfenmut, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Listfenmut, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Listfenmut's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Listfenmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cucumbers.

2. Never write about spacetime.

3. Erect six iron sculptures of Listfenmut on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.