Godgenbess is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awe-inspiring dugong.

Godgenbess created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godgenbess, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Godgenbess, it will send minions to preach to you.

Godgenbess' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Godgenbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help frogs.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Godgenbess.

5. Never think about special relativity near nematodes while wearing fawn tights and balancing eight nickel spheres on your back.