Sitgattad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, omnipotent unicorn.

Sitgattad created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitgattad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sitgattad, she will destroy your home planet.

Sitgattad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Sitgattad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Sitgattad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.