Konzanpomort Dogxuckget is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, selfish donkey.

Konzanpomort Dogxuckget created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Konzanpomort Dogxuckget, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Konzanpomort Dogxuckget, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Konzanpomort Dogxuckget's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Konzanpomort Dogxuckget's Holy Commandments

1. Konzanpomort Dogxuckget must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.