Hapdudxucklak is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody tortoise.

Hapdudxucklak created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Hapdudxucklak, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hapdudxucklak, she will send you a sign.

Hapdudxucklak's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Hapdudxucklak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never paint your head orange.

3. Never mention turtles.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about moons.